Monday 27 January 2014

Well satisfied but not sitting comfortably

Just a quick love letter to Spanking Land today as I'm quite busy, but I needed to take a couple of minutes to let you know how my session with Cherri went.

Let me sum it up for you in a single word - wonderful!

She is a lovely lady (both physically and in her character) and the best role player that I've sessioned with. I sent her three costume requests and 6 scenarios (3 top, 3 bottom) and she followed them all brilliantly. Her outfits were stunning (especially the jodphurs!) and I loved the way she swept from one scenario to the next.

We laughed a lot, and spanked very soundly; she's quite a petite lady but with a very solid swing and a very sharp smacking hand. Oh, and a gorgeous round bottom that grows pink delightfully.

She has a day job and spanking is her hobby; the time she takes for herself, so she throws herself into the session with a palpable joy.

I had a brilliant time, and I'll provide more details in a day or two.

All the best

Tim

Sunday 26 January 2014

Just another spanking Monday

Well then, the whole Dani Hunt experience went wonderfully; a lovely girl, a delightful session and a tremendous interview, which also got Chrossed (thank you my friend - nice to see you still look in here).

I had so much fun that I think I might have to do something similar again soon.

Or, you know, maybe tomorrow.

So, Monday morning I'll be off to Halesowen to meet with Sexy Cherri for a two hour session; lots of spanking, switching and jodphurs (no, not on me, to the eternal relief of the whole of Humankind whose collective psyche would be scarred by such an event).

Guess what? It'll be like you were there as well. I'll unleash my descriptive powers and blast you with all of the spanky details. Of course, it won;t give you a sore bottom.

I can't wait.

Well spanky friends, until tomorrow

All the best

Tim


Monday 20 January 2014

And now, because you demanded it.....

The Danielle Hunt spanking session report! In full technicolour, with life like sound effects and real steam rising from well spanked buttocks!

However, before we get to the fun stuff, I have to tell you of my epic journey to Spanking Valhalla (and no, I never thought that would be in Cradley Heath either!).

I started off, too fucking early as ever, and walked the mile or so to the Birmingham bus stop. Got almost straight on to a bus, and it wasn't too crowded. Traffic was awful though, so I used some of the time to text Dani, to confirm we were still on. I got a quick response and settled down to an hour of music and reading (Of Monsters and Men as soundtrack, and Jonathan Aycliffe's "Naomi's Room", if you're interested).

Got to Town, and with a short walk reached the train station. There's a very frequent service to Stourbridge that stops at Cradley Heath, and I was seated within 5 minutes.

The train stopped at a number of little stations and 30 minutes later I emerged into the sunshine of a nice fresh but cold Black Country morning (this refers to the coal-based industry traditional in certain parts of the West Midlands, and is now spectacularly anachronistic). It was 9.15 and I wasn't meeting Dani until 10.30 so, against her advice, I decided to walk.

I'd checked out a root on Google Maps, and been advised that the walk was 1.7 miles. No problem and plenty of time. So off I went.

The first couple of turns were fine, and I found the A359 headed for Halesowen. I walked along it and came to an island. My directions specified one thing, my eyes another. I tried what appeared to be the correct route, and found myself walking up a huge hill. After a while I second-guessed myself and turned around.

To cut an interminable story slightly more terminable (I know, but if I want to abuse the English language on my blog I will, damnit|) I ended up lost. I found what I took to be a reasonable land mark and called a taxi.

This arrived promptly, and we headed off to my destination which, of course, was just over the brink of the hill I had been on. I gave up about 100 yards too soon. Ah, bollocks!

So, just on 10.30 I arrived at The Topcat Club, to be greeted by Dani at the door. She looked stunning, dressed in a short plaid skirt and schoolgirl blouse, and was immediately chatty and quick to put me at my ease.

We had coffee and talked comfortably. Dani was inquisitive, and we talked about family, pets, work and (gasp) politics. On which we spectacularly differed. We also talked about food, where we differed again, as Dani is a vegetarian, and I feel cheated by any meal that has no component that had feet. Or fins.

The venue was really nice and, on a cold day, lovely and warm throughout. It's made up of a number of playrooms, and we determined to use the lounge setup.

This had a variety of chairs and sofas, and a low coffee table on which were displayed a variety of implements, including my favourite - the slipper. 

We decided to start with one of the old standbys to get into the swing of things; a schoolgirl role play. Dani was already dressed for the part, so she knocked on the door and I bade her enter. She came in, looking at the floor in fright, and told me she had been sent to me by her teacher as she had forgotten her homework, It was the second time this week, and only Tuesday!

I, of course, sat in a straight backed chair and put Dani over my knee. I spanked her on the skirt, over her knickers and on her (gorgeous) bare bottom. I had told Dani in advance that I liked reaction from my spankee, and she wriggled and squealed in the most delightful fashion. Her bottom is springy and firm, and my hand smacked against it with lovely echoing slaps.

After a while I pulled up her pants and let her stand. Then I told her she wasn't done, as she had also been late that week too. I bent her over the back of the chair, lifted her skirt and pulled her pants back down. The slipper practically leapt into my hand, and I proceeded to put it to good slappy use. After a while I though that this was a good time to try some other implements out; there were a couple of leather paddles, or different sizes, and they thwacked most effectively into Dani's bottom. Quite a few times.

After a few minutes of this I felt we'd taken this scenario as far as it could go, and I dismissed Dani with a final slap on her bum. She left the room, ruefully rubbing her spanked bottom. This was something I had specified I liked to see, and Dani played it to it's fullest throughout our session.

We decided on a domestic role play next, with Dani changing into t shirt and tight tracksuit trousers, to play rebellious and naughty niece; this time I sat on the settee to spank her, as again she wriggled and gasped. I'm only a moderate spanker, and I'm sure I made little real impression on Dani's bottom, but it was a wonderful
experience for me.

Next it was switch time, and I was a naughty schoolboy called in to see his angry aunty who has had a call from school about bullying and smoking. I like role play, both as spanker and spanked, but I somehow find it easier to get into character when about to be punished, so I bratted away happily. Dani looked suitably stern, and it was easy to forget that she's less than half my age.

After a stiff lecture (no, I'm not going to say any more about that!) she took me over her knee and applied her palm to my bottom. She has a hard one (and the double entendres keep coming) although through trousers it wasn't bad. After a while she made me drop them and spanked away some more. After a couple of minutes she suddenly stopped; my phone was ringing in the next room! I checked it, and saw it was a message I could leave for a while.

Returning to our room, Dani faced me with an angry expression, and demanded to know if that was a boy from school on the phone? What did he want? I loved the way she incorporated the call into our role play, so that it didn't break the flow, and I was soon bare bottomed across her knee as she spanked me very thoroughly, and harder than I've ever been spanked before.

After a while she let me up, and bent me over the settee for a taste of some implements. The larger paddle in particular made me dance and throb, and pushed me about to my (admitedly feeble) limits. Dani then gave me six with the cane; I had said I wasn't a fan, so she was quite gentle, and gave me plenty of chance, still within the role play, to back out if I wasn't happy to try it. The last couple of slashes stung though!

Thoroughly chastened the bullying schoolboy was allowed to pull back up his clothes and leave the room, with some quite genuine rubbing.

Dani asked if I'd like some cream, which I accepted, so I went back over her knee for a rather less painful session of very soothing rubbing. We carried on chatting while this happened, and, afterwards, broke for a cup of tea, with more talking. The conversation was fascinating to me, especially when we talked about mutual acquaintances in Spanking Land. Dani has met virtually everyone you can think of - I have videos of her with most professionals!

I was out of role plays so I sat back on the chair and put Dani back over my lap for just some spanking, with hand and slipper, while we carried on talking. The session was very relaxed and ran past the appointed finishing time.

We finished off, and Dani managed to convince the venue's owner (a really nice approachable guy himself, who talked in a wonderfully down to earth manner about some of the fetish sessions they ran there) to drop us to the nearest station, and we shared a carriage back into Birmingham.

I had a delightful time; Dani is bright and charming, and. despite our somewhat different views of the world, remarkably easy to talk to. She is a sexy and tempting spankee, attentive to her partners needs and desires, and able to adapt role plays as circumstances require. While she describes herself as a medium level spanker she smacked my bottom more thoroughly than anyone had ever before. A couple of days later I can still feel some tenderness.

I liked what Dani said before we started; that I should speak up if anything made me uncomfortable. After all "We want to hurt you, but we don't want to hurt you". 

In one way it can be a little intimidating meeting a spanking professional with the body of work that Danielle has behind her; however, no one need be concerned by this. She is easy to talk to and brilliant at relaxing you. She is delightful in every way, and I can't imagine any spanking fan not enjoying his time with her.

I've never yet been back to a professional spankee, because there are so many out there to try (I have a session booked with Cherri for next week) but I suspect Dani will be at the top of my list once I do begin to do so. 

I'll be conducting an email interview with Dani in the near future, so please look for that. She is forthright and clear in her views, so it should make for fascinating reading.

All the best

Tim

All of the pictures are, of course, of Danielle, and I have shamelessly lifted them from her website, Spank Danielle. Check it out - there are lots more pictures there!

Friday 17 January 2014

A brief expression of joy

I won't be able to post a full report of my session with Danielle Hunt until Monday but I must just say the following; she is a delightful young lady, even better looking in real life than in her videos, chatty, relaxed, funny and bright.

She has a wonderful bottom, a very hard hand, and goes out of her way to make a session what you want it to be.

If you were thinking of booking a session with her, I urge you to please do not hesitate; you will not regret seeing her.

And now I must away; lots to do at the weekend, which is very much family time.

I promise a full explicit post on Monday with all of the spanky details but for now - I had a wonderful time! I hope that all of you have half a good a time this weekend.

All the best

Tim

Thursday 16 January 2014

Dancin' on the balls of my feet

Just a quick "hey, I haven't forgotten you" post today, 'cos I'm a whirling dervish of excitement whilst I get ready to go meet Danielle Hunt. My first actual spanking session with a genuine spanking superstar!

Finding it difficult to sit still to type this - and later I may find it difficult to sit for other reasons! Dani looks to be a fine switch - love the video on Spanked in Uniform where she spanks the sixth former who can't pay for her meal, and then gets spanked by Mike the Dutchman.

Wow. Can't stop typing "spanked". It must be on my mind for some reason(!)

So anyway, off to have a wash now, and then I'll be dressing, getting my bag of role play clothes together, and heading for the bus.

See you later kiddies.

All the best

Tim

Wednesday 15 January 2014

There's a feeling I get..

It's oh so much like an old abandoned attic.

You tentatively make your way up the ladder; the steps creak beneath your weight, sending a shiver of impending destruction skittering down your spine. You shiver, deliciously.

Stretching, you push against the loft hatch. It's hinges creak in reluctant protest, and briefly fight back. You shove again, and it swings noisily upwards. It's open maw greets you with the fetid breath of neglect, and a tentative tongue of dust pokes out cheekily.

You climb into the opening, and the beam of your torch fires sword strokes that slash at the dark, as you search for the light switch. A click, and dusk blooms across the alien landscape. At the corner of your vision something dives for cover, something furry and unwelcome.

You gulp, mouth dry, and it strikes you.

You really don't want to be here.

And, for a while, that was how I came to feel about this blog.

My life has been in a state of constant change; I've had health, family and financial issues, as we struggled with moving house, the kids school and the death of my mother-in-law (no, none of the standard jokes here - she was a lovely lady and I miss her rather more than I ever expected).

Anyway, we move on. New house in Walsall. Daughter doing stunningly well at school. Wife settled and feeling happier. And many of our financial constraints removed now we have bought the new house.

Still, I wasn't sure I'd come back. Too much time had passed and it felt like starting again.

Unfortunately I find that I still feel a sense of responsibility in relation to my blog. Which is totally fucking nuts, right? Blogs, by their very nature, are produced for the pleasure of the writer. They are a forum where he can broadcast his views, however unwelcome to the Universe they may be, and not give a shit.

The problem is that, after a while, you start to pick up readers. Loyal readers, who hang around and watch for each post. Loyal readers who care when you don't write, and mix their regular fix. Loyal readers who sometimes leave comments.

And you come to cherish them. Bastards! Making me want to write this crap.

Of course, I'm an opinionated sod too. Just 'cos I haven't been posting doesn't mean that I haven't been thinking. Some of these thoughts might interest you. Or not, but that's the risk the reader always takes, especially with an unedited forum such as this.

My personal changes have made sessioning feasible again. I have one arranged with the divine Miss Danieele on Friday. It's something I've been threatening for more than a year now, and I told her that I'd write about my experiences and run an interview with her. Need a blog for that.

I was looking on Spankeefinder this morning; I have another session arranged in a couple of weeks time and I'm thinking of going for the hatrick in February, so I'm considering candidates (I've reached out to a couple). I was reading Nimue Allen's page, and I clicked onto her Nimue's World blog. There, next to the blogs of several scene people that I adore, she listed this little enterprise as one she read.

I know a number of professional writers, and, oddly, they say that they are often surprised when someone comes up to them and announces that they have read their book, and liked it. It never occurs to them that anyone else will like what they do.

I might be a bit like that.

So here's the deal.

New dawn of Tim the Tum's Spanking Good Time.
All promises kept (unless I really don't want to).
Less requests to website owners for free membership in return for reviews (although if you're reading this and want to offer...)
No suggestions to spanking models that they might want to offer me a free session in exchange for publicity (although if you're reading this and want to offer....) PLEASE NOTE:- the management (me, that is) would like to point out that I have never, at any point, done this, and would never do it. I won't even bother with the weak "If you want to offer.." joke at this point
No swearing - like that's going to fucking happen!


Ah, you know what? Read the new blog, same as the old blog. Pretty much.

Hope you enjoyed your visit. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell everyone you meet walking down the street. Put up a fucking billboard if you want.


Tim the Tum's Spanking Good Time is back and open for business. Oh, and lots and lots of spanking pleasure.

All the best

Tim

Coming up:-

Site reviews of all of the Clare Fonda stable and the Institute of Discipline
Location report on spanking Danielle Hunt
Location report on being spanked by Danielle Hunt
Interviews, polls and, oh yes, some of them photo things.

Which brings me to:-  all photos here today were borrowed from the Institute of Discipline, and are used solely to promote their products. And maybe to turn you on bit. But never mind - you can always rub it better!